Ron: Where are you son? Why are you in another room? Are you quarantining?Īndy: No, well kinda. : They’ve designated him a super healer.Īpril: Andy and I put all of our stuff in garbage bags, and every day I put on the first five random things I pull out.So far, it’s just Megan Rapinoe, him, and a panther at the Miami Zoo. And my blood type is just positive.Īnn: They’ve designated him a super healer. My red blood cells are so big, you can see them with the naked eye. Who are you giving it to? Just kind of whoever wants it, trade with the Postmates guy kind of thing.Ĭhris: Oh no, Andy, the CDC asked me to donate because I am extremely healthy. : We just send each other a photo of ourselves holding up today’s newspaper to prove we’re OK.Īnn: Chris is donating blood four times a week.Īndy: Ah, good for you man.Ron: Yes, we talk far less than that, or we just send each other a photo of ourselves holding up today’s newspaper to prove we’re OK. : Honey, did you put all the caps back on the cleaning supplies?.Leslie: Honey, did you put all the caps back on the cleaning supplies?īen: Now, the title is either “Cones of Dunshire: The Ledgerman’s Ascent” or, of course, “Cones of Dunshire: The Curse of the Arbadoo’s Prophecy.” This humble little nobody, living his life, walking around on a random Tuesday when suddenly he finds out from an ancient scroll that he is actually the Ledgerman. The entire story just popped into my head. Oh no, no, no.īen: Six words babe: Cones of Dunshire the Claymation movie. Do you remember this guy?īen: Ah, but here’s the twist. OK, so today I’m cleaning the house and get dizzy from the cleaning supplies, and then I homeschool the kids - but they don’t learn anything because of the dizziness. : This morning I put oatmeal on my fingernails because I thought it was nail polish.īen: The most incredible thing happened.This morning I put oatmeal on my fingernails because I thought it was nail polish. It’s every girl’s dream, but you know, between that and the kids, I’m only getting two hours of sleep instead of my usual four. Ron: Did you also create those committees? And then I volunteered for several committees to help us get through this. Leslie: Well, I shut down every national park in my jurisdiction - sad but necessary. Ron: I’ve been practicing social distancing since I was 4 years old. Leslie: When you travel, are you practicing social distancing? : Someone needs to stop me before I accidentally say this was the best month of my life.Someone needs to stop me before I accidentally say this was the best month of my life. : Yes, I’ve been banned from all four ceremonies.Joan Callamezzo: Yes, I’ve been banned from all four ceremonies. Every night I do a show for them called “Joan on Joan for Joan.” I recount legendary Joan Callamezzo moments like how I scored by EGOT. Joan Callamezzo: Yes, a few years ago I accused Jennifer Lopez of stealing my look, and I got quite a back and forth with her attorney. Leslie: Do you have someone you can talk to Joan? : You get close, and it’s like, zoom, they’re gone.You get close, and it’s like, zoom, they’re gone. Hi, my name’s Bobby Newport, and as you can see I’m in Switzerland at my family’s private hunting estate, but I haven’t caught any yet. : Andy, have you never washed your hands before?.Leslie: Andy, have you never washed your hands before? And I know what you’re thinking: I’m a 38-year-old man, and I’ve literally never once washed my hands in my entire life. Well, kids, Johnny Karate wants you to know you must stay strong and be nice to your parents. Your parents are home as well, and they’re trying to teach you, and it turns out they can’t teach you jack because they are so dumb. How strange is that? You actually miss school. Johnny Karate: Listen, I know things are weird now. : Based on my experience playing Fortnite, children are terrifying and can make you cry almost imm.The job is impossible, and every teacher deserves a brand new Mercedes after all this, except for Joe, of course, ‘cause you know I already got him a Mercedes. Based on my experience playing Fortnite, children are terrifying and can make you cry almost immediately.ĭonna: It’s terrible. going forwardĭonna: Tom, have you ever witnessed someone trying to teach a young group of children something? Mark: Well, you know I wouldn't say romantically involved. Shauna: OK, well, since we're, you know romantically involved, I won't print any of it
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